Uncle Wiggy has had a great idea...

With the world cup looming and the frenzy about to start, with the joy of victory and the despair of defeat just round the corner. This will be followed by inevitable endless analysis of the reasons why we lost, or over the top praise of the hero of the day.

As a light relief it might be good distraction to find out if any of our readers have any links with the players? Are they one of your customers? Did your wife dent their car? (or was it really you!) Did you meet them on holiday?

Uncle Wiggy is kicking things off with a story about the next England hero... Theo Walcott...

Send in your stories to Charlie and me, we'll review and if we like it...
we'll publish it right here, right NOW!